OH! APEKAH?? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF MARK ZUCKERBERG CLOSE FB??

DEAR MUKA BUKU...EH..DEAR BELOG..

APEKAH?

BENARKAH?

PASTIKAH?

YAKINKAH?

MENGAPAKAH?

BERBALOIKAH??

TINDAKAN ENCIK MARK ZUCKERBERG UNTUK CLOSE ACC MUKABUKU YANG TELAH HANGAT, MENGGILA, MENGGANAS, MELETOPPS SEKARANG NI?

OH NOO!!

HABISLAH GAME2 KESAYANGAN HAMBA..HUKK..

HABISLAAA..HABISLAAA..

GAME JE KER?HARUSLA ADA SEBAB2 LAEN AG..KAN?

DEN, HOW WE CAN KEEP IN SENTUH NGAN KAWAN2 LAEN SERAPAT-RAPAT YANG MUNGKIN, BERKONGSI IDEA N CERITA SEDIH MAHUPUN GUMBIRA LAGI?BERKOMEN-KOMEN PANJANG BERJELA MENGALAHKAN SATU KAYU KAEN ELA..MAEN POKE-POKE NGAN MEMBER2 UNTUK HILANGKAN RASA STRESS N BOSAN..OHHH..I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MY LIFE WILL BE WITHOUT MARK ZUCKERBERG..OPS..WITHOUT FACEBOOK..HUKS..

COZ U NOE WHAT,...BCOZ OF FACEBOOK..DA RAMAI BUDAK2 DARI SEKECIL2 BIJI SAWI SAMPAILAH SEBESAR2 IBU, NENEK, AYAH2 N ATUK2 ADA DESIRE UNTUK BERKECIMPUNG DENGAN MENGGUNAKAN TEKNOLOGI DI HUJUNG JARI NIH..N D MOST IMPORTANT IS, DEY R ABLE TO LEARN....N EXPLORE SOMETHING NEW! AT LEAST, DORANG DA PANDAI N LAJU CKET BAB2 KAT MANE NK CARI TU..KAT MANE NK CARI NI..KAN?ANY INFO PUN MMG MUDAH GILER AA NK DAPAT SB RAMAI YG SUDI NK SHARE MANY KNOWLEDGEABLE INFORMATION...

SYABAS..DIS IS BECOZ OF FACEBOOK..

OH MARK ZUCKERBERG..

ULANG SUARA KEDUA..

ADAKAH INI COBAAN ATAU BENAR2 BAKAL TERJADI?

PASNI DA XBOLE NK UPDATE STATUS MACAM2 DA..N SAYA TAK CUKUP KUAT UNTUK JALANI HIDUP SAYA YANG SANGAT MEMBOSANKAN KALAU TIADA FACEBOOK..FACEBOOK IS MY LOYAL SUPPORTER FOR MY DULL LIFE..COZ  IT ALWAYS CLOSE TO ME WHEN NO OTHER ONE DID...

TQ..

THIS IS MY COMPLIMENT..

APE2 PUN..TERIMA DENGAN REDHA..AHAKZ..

MAYBE ADA BAEK N BURUK...AKAN ADA REASONS UNTUK SETIAP TINDAKAN YANG DIBUAT..SO, LETS JZ LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE..OK?

SEBELUM MARK ZUCKERBERG LURUH MAKIN BANYAK RAMBUT SEBAB STRESS, BAEK KITA REDHA JELA SEGALA KEPUTUSAN BELIAU..HIHI 

N ANDA ANDA SEMUA!

WALAU APA PUN YANG TERJADI, TERUSLAH MELANGKAH SEDEPA KE DEPAN DENGAN SENYUMAN LEBARRR PUNYA  

**Sumber: weeklyworldnews.com

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.